dirty girl in a clean skirt

BILLY TALENTTTTTTT :D :D :D

I MET THEM I MET THEM I MET THEM!

FUCKING OH MY GODDDD!

i dont think ive ever typed so frantically in my life!

im just waiting for lora to put the pictures up :)

and i met the lead singer from cancer bats

check him out: liam cormier

sexy much? ;)

got a picture with him aswell

and the guys from canterbury :)

it was possibly the best gig ive ever fucking been too.

i was supposed to get the last train home.

but lora's sister rachel offered to drive me home.

and agreed to wait around outside to meet them :D

an hour and finalllyyyy i got to meet my boys.

i cried. physically cried. whilst shaking.

i dont think ive ever been happier! they were so fucking lovely!
:')

&& the lead singer from canterbury kept calling me sweetheart and blew a kiss

it was directed at me and lora

but we decided that i could have the kiss :) because i fancied him more!

rofl.

well well well

im officially a doley. signed on today! :(

i get monies, but i hate going there. i feel so scummy!

friday was not fun times. drank a bottle and a half of malibu and made a fool of myself

at a wedding. bizzle forbade me from wearing stockings! rofl

and lent me some tights. wellll hot guy at the wedding (L) yummeh ;) rofl

thenn onwards to lux. where i continued to drink

and changed my tights to stockings & suspenders ;) rofl

im such a whoreeeeee. i love it!

i got chatted up twice! by 2 different guys who thought i was someone else!

im not having that!

i poured my drink all over katie sloan. the slut.

she will give me dirty looks!

then i ended up doing unspeakable things. :( i dont think ive ever regretted anything more!

bad bad bad times.

then i spent all saturday on the couch watching bbc three.

my new obsession. mwhahaha :D ahhaa.

i worked last night then ended up in baa bar. finding out things i didnt wanna know.

why her? why her? if she thinks im talking to her again after what i told her on friday

then she went and did that with him. she can fuck righttt off!

billy talent tonight kidders :D

so effing excited!

BTFTW!

fucking yeahh boi.

seeing my sexy boys again on monday :D:D phwoarr!

& my clits healed :D

properrrr chuffed much?

helllzzzyeah.

all she does is make me sicker.

im so ill. i can barely speak :(

and i gotta work tonight. but ive kinda got a job at voodoo :D

sooo fucking chuffed.

woopa.

annddddd im totally chuffed that in 5 days i'll be watching billy talent

&&&& the cancer bats :D

with my loraaaa & my emma.

and maybe my nat if shes coming.

and doesnt hate me.

billy talent always makes me feel better

my rooms looking awesomeee btw :)

i'll take some pictures and show you

its sexy as fuck

31 things

i wrote a list last night, of things to do today.

31 things. and by dinner time ive done 9 :)

now i need to ring 2 people to take more of my list.

and i need to go to the laundrettes, to clean the pub, paint my room, clean out the hampsters, give the already painted wall a second coat, put stuff in my wardrobe when its been delivered, hoover up, tidy my flat, paint the hallway, clean the kitchen, get my bedding wahed, paint the woodwork in my room, ring the doctors, ring the job center, handwash my smalls, hang up my clothes, wash the flag, and order a new credit card so i can actually pay money off it :/

they wont accept money to take off my account without the card.

when i cut it up so i cant spend anymore. wtffff? rofl.

and right now. im currently googling how to make space cakes :)

the 3 of us are gonna get full on baked and watch trainspotting :D fuck the world.

full on mashed, its gonna be ace!

and i also need to google how to make pom poms. rofl.

im such a granny :)

and now i can tick another thing off my list.

which was to update my blog :D hurrah. go team.

someone come round mine tonight && keep me company? :) yeah?

hurrah.

catch up & break down

oh my god. my internet browser just fucked up with a massssive blog written down!

:O not fucking happy!

right.

monday: vodka; clit piercings; stupid tattoos; sleeping on the floor; stars; air rifles; potato salad; using the couch as a pillow; sheets; iron arm; bruises; day old curry; bass; this is england; cocks; numbing spray; genitalia; drumsticks; forks; smirnoff; videos; WOW;

tuesday: tattoo's; chicken nuggets; waffles;

friday: morgan spiced; glens; turtles; feet smelling tank; furniture rearranging; blue paint; shower; flowery dress; apple sourz; sambuca; orange vk; 3!oh3; gods a slut; crying; nike jacket; blackcurrant; henry the hoover; "save me"; 2for1; BRAP BRAP; peak hats; lamb of god; indiependence; cherry; shiny objects

saturday/today: chicken panini; wool; work; leapord print thong; egypt pictures; cider; merlin; dogsitting; shoe shopping; updating; facebook; hangover; no sleep; cuddles; kipping on the couch

&& for the rest of tonight. i plan to go home, curl up on the couch and watch telly.

because i am fucked!

aa & en

why are you're blogs dead fucking clever

and mine are dead shit.

rofl. all i ever do if bloody complain

:)

i love you 2. and lora. obvvv's

im not sure i can make it up this week :(

im struggling so much for money its unreal.

i can barely afford to feed myself.

but i shall save up and come asap. for aggges like :)

i wanna go to star dead bad!

and cockpit again. phwoar. lots of geggarssss for me to perv on ;)

yummehh

DIET: THE BEGINNING!

meh. im sick of being fattttttt!

i went swimming with my motherbear today :)

i did ten lengths! rofl :D

then i crashed and burned. im in pain! rofl. im so unfit!

then she made me walk round morrisons for an hour while she shopped

all i did was buy prawns for the turtles! ahhaaa.

poor things. i feel sorry for them having to live with me! :P poor bugars

annnddd i took wilson out for a walk :)

and fucked up my swimming benefits by eating a massive ice cream ;) good times!

im such a n0000b! :D

i hope someeeeone gets out a bad mood with me and actually texts me. moodey fucker!

thats what you get for asking me silly questions when im drunk & in a bad mood.

:(

i cbaaa going to work in 10 minutes.

i cant even have a shower because my mums washing all my towels. 

i feel rate minging! fuck it!

i'll just have to drip dry! :D rofl. like a skank!

&& im glad me and natalie are kind of getting along now

its only taken 8 months :)

were silly! rofl.

r.i.p mr gately

:( as if he died. im gutted

he might have been gay but i was well in love him with him when i was like 10!

bad times.

i was horrid last night

i went for tea at my mums then went to my grandmas

i came home and slept.

i was supposed to be going out with danny for a bit, then off to this dubstep night at fever

when i woke up at 11.30 i couldnt be arsed doing anything.

all i did was mong out and finally watch the end of pearl harbour :)

i woke up this morning and ate a whole banoffee pie for breakfast.

im not a right fatty.

going swimming tomorrow. finallllly gonna start dieting.

im sick of putting up with my fat self. who's gonna ever fancy me looking the way i do?

:( i wanna be a skinny minnie.

and i need to sort my hair out. finally. all turquoise (L) yummeh.

work tonighttt. i pure fucking cba. im not in the mood at all.

fuck it.

im in a foul mood and ive had a foul week.

im just foul right now.

a public question.

natalie burgoyne hornby:

i told Anthony that i'd ask you myself.

and considering i cannot ask you on myspace of facebook

because you've blocked me, and i don't have your phone number

and i know you read my blog.

i thought asking you on here would be the best option.

would you and anthony like to come to my halloween party

if i have one?

yes it will be awkward, and yes, one of us will probably get upset.

but i'm gonna stop being a selfish bitch and do what he wants for once.

because as well as you, i love him! he's my best friend in the entire world.

and you're a part of his life.

so if you wanna come then you can..

leeeedsssss

so yeah. i found the memory card with my leeds pics on it

so theyre now on facebook for the world to enjoy :)

i'l treat you on here to :)

new mod

i want my clit pierced.

and im going to get it done next week

yay :)

man love.

ive been talking on msn

and weve been discussing our perfect guys.

mine ended up as

tall. nice eyes. piercings. ink. a bit dirty ;). someone who could throw me about.

skinny jeans or 3/4's. would take me to the pub. isn't ashamed of me. is funny.

can make me laugh without saying anything. will drive me anywhere at anytime just for the hell of it.

will do shots with me then carry me home. will let me dye my hair whatever color. isnt bothered about drugs. 

will chat shit with me on the phone for hours. and god knows what else.

i dont ask for much :) ahhhaaaa.

family fun!

im currently updating from my nan & grandads house

my grandad currently has his face in a scanner trying to get some pictures of my cousins

hes just realised he didnt have his glasses on. rofl.

silly grandad! :)

just been out for tea with my dad, it wasnt the most exciting thing in the world

but it was nice to catch up and have a bitch session with him for once :)

hahaha i miss them times.

ive well just typed all this without looking at the keyboard :)

well impressed with myself! :D :D

im easily amused.

so: yesterday

bad bad bad times

but then good good good times aswell :)

i dont like guys with foot fetishes! they lick me

eww.

then me and danny had a good sort-out chat :)

supernatural <3

i dont know which one id fuck first.

oh my goddddddd.

i fell in love with these men the first episode i watched

but by christ, the more i watch, the more i want. phwaorrrrrr 

yummeh ;)

i fucking love supernatural.

bad weekend.

welll. sunday was a treat

between having to deal with the biggest cunt in the world and getting punched

it was a fun night =/

had some fun chat with people and enjoyed ourselves in the midst.

yesterday was fun.

besides being mega mega hungover

and eating far too much, and chatting far too much shit.

and watching gash telly!

school of silence? wtf. CBBC has fucking shit kids tv programmes!

unreal.

then came 5 rounds of snooker, then some drag racing

and fuck knows what else in between.

i fell asleep for like an hour! rofl. i was mashed!

then came the bestest film ever.

he denied it, but he loved it :) rofl.

i think he almost shed a tear! :D ahhhaaaaa.

and now for today, i crawled home at 10am (again)

and ive been on the couh for the past 7 and a half hours watching supernatural and eating junk food!

i need a shower.

but the cats shit in the bath again. i fucking hate that spastic animal!

st helens upon sea :)

well. i ended up in blackpool at midnight last night

tom picked me up at 10.30 and drove to southport

decided southport was shit

and drove to blackpool to see the illuminations.

good times. but he wouldnt steal me the massive disco ball!

gutted.

but there was laurence-llewlyn bowen in the illuminations

gutted! rofl. we had a rate good laugh

between being freezing, getting lost in the back alleys and finding the weirdest pub ever

i had fun times :)

was a good waste of 2 and a half hours.

but now. its sunday :D rofl.

and biz is on her way and im sat here in a cut up teeshirt and doing shots on my own

tits out ;) ahhhaaaa.

bad start to any of my nights out.

and i won £120 on a bandit today. first time on one :D

so we'll be getting fucked up tonight.

hopefully natalie will be joining us after work and antz after he's been seeing natalie/she's been round his/dunno rofl. :)

messy fucking timesssssss :D

as long as its not a repeat of 2 weeks ago i'll be fine ;)

possibly can afford narcotics tonight aswell.

i shall update tomorrow with hopefully. some messy fucking pictures.

if i remember to take any!

nuggets

well. friday friday friday

got dropped off at tesco in hindley at like 9 to meet bizzle

where i ended up getting i.d'ed! not fucking happy.

cheeky bint. stood there covered in tattoo's and i got fucking. arfhh! annoyed lol

so we went to madisens where the party was. £3 for a fucking pint of cider and black.

wtf?

i ended up dancing to the time warp like a right prick!

:) then we got a taxi to town to pick up bizzles phone 

then onward to lux :)

where i ended up nearly ripping gaz's throat out.

trying to be my best mate then slagging me off. fuck off. cunt.

grrr.

i just ended up getting drunk and sitting, falling asleep in indiependence

and then feeding warren chicken nuggets at like 7am this morning while he was asleep

i did make a video but it wont let me bluetooth..

on my way home i had to stop off at my mums to throw up.

i couldn't make it all the way home and i didnt wanna throw up on someones car!

ahhhaaa 

i got in and slept until like 5.30 in the afternoon

got up. got dressed and went to tescos to buy prawns for the turtles.

theyre happy now im not feeding them leaves :)

my shopping consisted off glittery eyeliner, prawns, crisps, hot chocolate, washing powder, shampoo, mouthwash and party rings :)

im such a sensible shopper.

then maccies on the way home for a hangover cure.

im supposed to be going out again tonight.

but i dont think theres a chance of that happening.

i am far too tired to even consider drinking or getting ready.

supernatural boxset and hot chocolate for me (L)

im gerrin' old!

this week

has been shit

ive spent the majority of it in bed feeling sorry for myself

and working

and i found indie boy and his brother. yet again :)

if he wasnt 16 id be in love with him.

he's the sweetest guy ever. soooo adorable :)

i wanna keep him on my shelf and feed him peas (L)

ahhhaaa. i gotta work tomorrow 12-8.

and i dont think im working at indiependence.

so im off out i think.

and saturday too with my ladies.

and on sunday i gotta work 12-7 with an awful hangover!

roll on the weekend.