1 day.

and i shall be gracing the fields on braham park with my drunken pleasure.
oh the fucking joy, i cant actually wait to be there. :) im soooo fucking excited
mehhhhh. im all packed and ready to go
ive dyed my hair, shaved my legs and whacked in some extensions.
i just gotta do the last little things in the morning like pack my toothbrush.
i am actually, purely ecstatic. ive been running round the flat in my wellies today.
screaming "IM GOING TO LEEEEDSSSSS"
amandas started to get slightly annoyed at me now ahhhaaa :D
well, im having the last supper before i starve all weekend
im having crispy chicken and croquet potatoes and lots of booze.
lambrini ;) im such a classy girl its unreal.
i'll update after leeedsss with the bestest pictures.
seeeyurhhhhhh

the talent of billy

i will be watching these on sunday. MY BOYSSSSSS

whilst im probably bladdered staggering around a field in leeds

im gonna go home and pack tonight

and teach amanda how to look after my turtles while im away :)

i cant believe i got a ticket on such short notice

i gotta go shopping for some essentials tomorrow.

and find a way to get there and somewhere to sleep

that should be interesting.

im so fucking excited its unreal.

i dont think anything could stop me from being this happy!

wkdcoreeee

well, after my rant on amandas laptop my life has been boring
i got 'laid off' on tuesday, and signed on the dole on thursday. meh!
crappppy crappy crap crap.
so, ive been drunk since tuesday really. not fun times.
to prove this im sat at my mothers drinking wkd cider after a sunday roast.
score :)
hahaha friday was messy messy timess. i was mashed!
badly mashed!
ahhaaa :) well, not much has actually been happening
just bits and bobs, nothing amazingly interesting.
the usual rubbish, my mother dragged me out of bed at 11am on saturday morning
after i was moning in bed but had no sleep. so i trapsed round wigan feeling sorry for myself
munching on ice lollies because i couldnt face food. :) i love being an idiot.
im hoping nice things will be happening this week.
i might treat myself to some new undercrackers. they always make me feel nice and sexayyy
well they make my bum feel nice and sexy anyway ahhhaaaa :)

i am being cool and hanging out with my mother tomorrow

scooreee.

i need to go see my girls. i miss them and i miss leeds

i miss getting wankered and getting chippy on the way home

and having stupid drunken chats with no shoes on

and dancing with random guys in the pit whilst bouncing about while emma laughs at me alot

minx

i am writing toyou from amandabeans laptop.
its thee smallest thing ive ever seen in my life. meh.
small laptop plus chubby fingers = bad times!
ahhhha :D well, i got my turtles today. awesomeee
i'll post pictures when i get on my mums laptop and stuffs. amanda doesnt have bluetooth.
ahhha. i renamed them clyde and lester. well, stevey did.
mike took me to haydock in his landrover, it was the oddest experience.
it felt like i was going on safari :D rofl.
after getting my new turtles and telly and freeview box
me and amanda monged out on my couch and watched the craft.

but like 5 minnutes ago, my auntie tracey came upstairs
holding the tiniest little kitten ive ever seen.
some cruel woman downstairs had her in a crisps box, shes not even old enough to be away from her mother! it was so fucking cruel!!
so tracey bought her for £50 and is taking her home to hand rear her.
and then when shes old enough to eat proper food, shes giving her to me :)
ive called her minx!! shes sooooo naughty ;) i adore her
ahhhaa. now im going to contunie sitting here with my wine glass of cherry lambrini and shite tv :)
good times.

stalkers.

after mooching through emma's blog

and being slightly interested as to who checks out my facebook most

this was the result.. i was actually really surprised..

1. sophie fahmy (i love youuu)

2. tom stevens (my piercer??)

3. richard waring

4. john fishwick

5. dave woodcock

6. phil mitchell

7. helen frater

8. chloe johnson

9. emma nelson

10. ashley gomes

11. chris white

12. ffion golding

13. andrew eaton (thats my fucking dad)

14. susan leanord (i dont even know who she is)

15. kerry williams

16. lou green

17. tom rimmer

18. amy asten

19. adam marsh

20. lora hayden

21. declan forshaw

22. kevin miles gallagher

23. ste m punk

24. louise carmoady

25. kate stanley

26. wez parry

27. janet lewis

28. richard clossick

29. bethany hughes

30. rosie allan

31. kim rigby

32. mark diggle

33. nichollas wain (again, who is he??)

34. andrea fallon

35. andy neafcy

36. stu henderson

37. rebecca parkyn

38. ben winstanley

39. rachel hayden

40. ashee whitfield

41. jodie fairclough

42. rhiannon marie

43. amanda mcguire

44. louise rennie

45. helen whittle

46. james sheppard

47. gemma hagan

48. emily burrows

49. wendy croston

50. nick harney

my girls. you 3 dont stalk me enough.

get going!

my piercer is my main guy stalker. i love it ;) go tom.

the best pictures from the past 2 weeks.

romantically feeding each other desert..

i turned up to this birthday meal fully shitfaced!

im such an amazing friend!

shortly after this photograph.

bizzles mum tried to drive off with my half hanging out the car

i talked to her mum about how her dog looked like a fox

and how i turned her daughter gay!

then we bought stupidly big glasses in reflex and i ended up totally fucking sober in lux

doing shots with my tattooists wife.

not bad eh? :)

its been a while

christ. i used to blog like three times a day. now its like three times a month
i cannot wait to get the internet in the flat! its killing me.
not much has actually been going on, working alot, sleeping alot more
arguing, fighting, drinking etc..
thats basically how my life is run nowadays!
its quite sad really. how everything seems to be going downhill.
conversations have started taking a different turn
i know, some time in the near future. im gonna be left and shes gonna be happy.
at least one of us will eh?
i never told you about scotty, ahhaa. the fun.
he was a cute pop-punk type guy that came into the pub and told me he liked me on night in work and kissed me on my break. which was nice.
then we started hanging out and stuff, but then, he got dead clingy, like texting me all the time, coming into work every time i was working and sitting there all night.
some people would think that was cute, but it was really irritating, he thought he was all gangstaaa rap and awesome. truth be told, he got up in your face and was all like "brap brap mayyyyte".. who does that..
he was like 5"3.. rofl
and hes got a child to look after. christ almighty. poor child.
anyway, i actually hate talking about him because he made me cry the other night, so ner. i cant be arsed with people like that.
ahhhaa, since ive been told i cant talk about antz anymore, i dont actually have anything to talk about, how fucking sad am i? rofl.
oh, i went to manchester yesterday with danny, after being awake for 24 hours. ahhaa. it was cool actually.
i bought an alice in wonderland lunch box, a letter 'b' for my door and some other random shite ahhaa. actually didnt buy anything usefull whatsoever.
but i did order these shoes. and they are sexy as fuckkkkk. i cant find a picture on google, so i'll post one if i get them. hopefully. fingers crossed.
i miss my girls..
..i miss my bean
:(

oh and my face

now looks like this..

ahhahaa :D

check out my potato smile :D

a nice new update

well. things havent been going to swimmingly

wednesday was a total fucking nightmare.

it involved coke. screaming. kopparberg. shouting.

drawing on jason. window beds. drum sticks. giraffe rugs

window escape routes. nicotine. phone calls & shots

bad combination. it was a very very very bad night

which now in turn has oddly turned out for the best. :)

last night was friday. and i didnt do any narcotics

and stayed relatively sober. and went out in jeans!

what the fuck.. bad times

lora's sister informed me that im her favourite out of the 4 of us. including lora :) rofl

she was mega mega wasted!

amy uploaded the funnest picture of the 4 of us from last friday :)

ahhhh i miss my girls so much. we only ever see each other when were wasted now!

i miss cockpit & ring of fire & getting shitfaced of cheap gin & drinking amaretto out the bottle!

bumfaces!

well. ive just made a discovery. as i am at my mothers doing my washing and raiding her freezer

that whilst cooking potato smiles (i have just this second took the out the oven)

they make me feel happy. because they themselves are all smiley! :)

i love it.
not much has really been happening that im allowed to blog about! ahhhaa

im under strict orders not to blog about a certain person & his ex bird

so my blog is going to be sexless and funless!

but possibly ablot nicer! and maybe fluffier!

i want to go camping!

someone take me :)